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  • Capricorn:

    wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to

  • Aquarius:

    YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap

  • Pisces:

    I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.

  • Aries:

    WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?

  • Taurus:

    BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU

  • Gemini:

    Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--

  • Cancer:

    ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?

  • Leo:

    /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE

  • Virgo:

    how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...

  • Libra:

    Passively plotting your demise.

  • Scorpio:

    This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE

  • Sagittarius:

    I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!

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